well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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