i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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