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• (561): View more from Florida

  Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.

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• (516): View more from New York

  well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...

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• (845): View more from New York

  If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery

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