Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation

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(630): View more from Illinois

Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt

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(716): View more from New York

I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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(315): View more from New York

We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.

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(740): View more from Ohio

We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?

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