I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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