idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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