doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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