oh god the rape fog is back!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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