Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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