i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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