Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My feet surprised me
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