Don't you send me to vm
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
