I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am available for nakedness
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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