I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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