Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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