You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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