everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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