let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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