I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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