i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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