So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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