Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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