If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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