don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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