She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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