I just threw up on my dentist
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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