Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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