literally had 100 drinks last night.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
