the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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