ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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