If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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