So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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