Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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