Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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