Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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