Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
