): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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