"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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