So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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