I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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