Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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