I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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