I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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