i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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