I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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