i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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