this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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