Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
