Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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