You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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