i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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