Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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