Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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