And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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