Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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