There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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